[Dailydrool] Da Brudder gitz -------nuffin.

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dis Brudder Elwood. Nope we ain't a talkin bout me jewelz, but when you 
look like da Brudder, whew now dat on sexy dude in dat picsure. Nebber 
mind da ol hag whut be smilin in front ob me. Dis pisure ebbin shut da 
Deeba up now dat she knowz whut she be a dealin wif.
But we ain't a talkin bout dat todey.
Furst, I send me drool to all in need, we sorry we gotz me furbuds out 
dere dat not feelin gud. We glad Mr Cooper a suckin air agin. All dis 
talk bout puppies an such bringz to mind liddel storie whut heppin rite 
here at me home. We talk bout dat.
We all knowz Momma be lazy---errr--busy wurkin she seyz, and dis week 
da wedder finially bee nice, I bee out in me yard, an dere be a ringie 
ding dong ob da door bell. Ob couse Momma is a yellin Elwood git da 
door!!! Is dis da only name da wooman knowz I sey as I go to da 
door-----but now lookie dere at me door, dere be a liddle muchinkin out 
dere, why it be a two legger bout as big as nuffin out dere, she jus a 
standin an she gotz summfin in da paw. I woof speak to dis liddel peep, 
an whut dooze me earflaps hear but she seyz would youze like to buy sum 
cookies an help da scoutz?
Dooze I hear dis?? Cookies?? Deliber to me door--an she ain't a noticed 
she bee a speakin to da dog yet, why glory bee, now dis bee a winner 
rite here.
I seyz bring it on I get da card.
Da liddel one seyz cash.
Brudder Elwood seyz iffin youze got da cookies why I ebbin chunk Elder 
Clara out da door iffin youze want dat, back up da bus, bring on da 
cookiez.
Da liddel one still ain't a noticed I be a dog. Dis one bee a 
saleswooman iffin I ebber seez one. So I seyz what ya gots, show da 
Brudder da goodz.Meke herz wurk fur dis salez. She startz a talkin I 
seyz we take dem all, and bout dat time Momma wobble onta da scene ob 
da cookie buyin. She push da Brudder aside--whut she finkin--I bee 
conductin busseeness here--an she seyz thin minteez, we take dat. I 
seyz otay, I be game. Just get da cookies an git da munchkin off me 
porch. Brudder Elwood ready to eatz.
We git da cookies, Momma bee a muchin, da liddel one go down da street, 
countin da greenz, an Brudder Elwood git nuffin.
Chocolat she seyz.  Nary a crumb fur da Brudder affer all dat work.
Robbed agin.

Drool to all in need


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake