[Dailydrool] Creatin A Deebershun

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Dis Brudder Elwood. No sir I ain't a talkin bout Elder Clara, why I dun 
heardt dat name fur deys,  I tell youze, why Brudder Elwood git shobed 
rite to da back burner ob me home cause of Elder Clara an her toof. Why 
Momma all wooriet, she a checkin her, a lookin, she moobe me fine body 
outta da wey to see Clara, whut now turn me home into Thunder Valley 
wif da gas bombz. My heebinz she is a shakin da floor, herz tailpipe 
bee like a loaded gun, but Momma seyz dis otay, long as she gittin 
betterz---RIGHT--dat cause Momma be up dere, an da Brudder down herez 
.Da air up dere betterz youze see, what bring liddel storie to me mind. 
I tellz all da peeps.
Momma lookin liddel ruff, so I seyz to meself, I fink we needz liddel 
deebersionz ob da Momma. Gib her summfin else to fink about. An  youze 
know how when you around somebody what gotz summfin you start a finkin 
youze gotz dat too?? Well, dis tailpipe sitteeation gib Brudder Elwood 
liddel twitch back dere on me rumpbone. It kinder itch back dere, an 
why Brudder Elwood crank up da brain, an git a plan.
Brudder Elwood explainz.
We ain't got dem  nice wood floorz, we got carpet in dere in da libbin 
room where me toybox bee, an den in da next room, we got dis 
leenorleeumz stuff. An rite in da middle we got dis nice silber fing 
what hab new use. Yup, dis a butt scraper. Brudder Elwood tellz you how 
dis wurk, git all dem houndies round da "puter, Brudder gonna gib 
deerectionz. Herez ya go.

1). Git on da carpet part .Teke a sit. You needs bout a foot frum da 
silber butt scraper.
2). Drag da rumpbone to da silber butt scraper.
3). Git to da silber butt scraper.
4). Drag da rumpbone ober da silber butt scraper. Git all dem liddel 
hangin on turdz rite off.
5). Turn around, go teke sniffy an look at da pretty stripe rite der in 
da carpet.
--Caution--watch da liddel turds in da butt scraper--don't put da paw 
dere.
Now moobe ober bout a nudder foot and repeetz all dis. lookie dem 
stripes, why dis a wurk ob da art.
--- Dis also berry nice iffin youze got da hemmyroidz.
6). Run rite out da doggie door so Momma don't know whooze a doin dis, 
cause when she see da carpet she go to da moon.
Dis nice deebersionz.

Da bestest part. I tellz Momma dis all Elder Clara a doin dis. Git her 
mind off da toof as she be a scrubbin da floor.

Drool to all in need---an extra drool for Doc that I will be a callin 
first thing--he is liable to swoon---



Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake