[Dailydrool] FIXED!!!

[ypppmaureen at aol.com]

Oh Dear Sweet Lord Above!!!!!,



It's me again, Henry!!! My cousin Eddie just got "fixed" today and he dun told me what it means!!! He looked all glassy eyed when he was tellin me the gory details, but he dun managed to get out the part that I heard! Is it true??? Do they really steal your family jewels???? Colt and Ruger told me that but when they said about stealing the jewels, I just thought they had them there fancy colars you see them there poodles wearing that costs a lot of money! I NEVER dreamed they were referring to THE JEWELS!!! You all gots to help me out a dis one! I ain't a goin to get fixed!!! I am very attached to my jewels and I ain't a lettin nobody steal them from me!!! 
I was thinkin I would pretend I was real sick that day and maybe eat some more dead critters to make me real sick and then I won't be able to go!!! I'd hide somewhere in my house, but I just know momma would find my rear end stickin out a somewhere! Does any of you guys out there in drool land gots any ideas to help me out! There ain't no way I'm gettin fixed!!! I ain't broke and the jewels ain't broke, so they're a stayin and I ain't a goin!!! 
Yous guys gots to help me think of somefin good!!! My momma's nuts!!!
I gots to go and call Eddie to see how he's makin out now that he's been robbed!!!
I'll talk to yous again soon.


Henry
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