[Dailydrool] Momma weerd

[Karen]

Dat rite, Me Momma weerd.  Herz git scited bout da strangy thangz.
Dont no wat da biggy deel be bout it... juss a toy.  Not like her no see one
befur.   Fact is herz awl time sez how come youz kidz no pik up youz toyz?
Youz wanna Momma fall down an git broke agin?  

Wat youz sez Ruby Doo.  Yes Ma'am.  Dat why?  Why dat purdy stoopi.. scuse me
silly.  Unnerstood.  Yes Ma'am.  Otay.

Me been here most on 2 hole yers dis nex Sunny da Sebben-teefh, at me Furebber Home.  
Me ain't nebber lebbin edder!  Dat a fact you bess be a beeleeben.  Me hawdly ebber
playd wit da toys til dis wass cuple few days.  Me gitta da toy ebber day now an frow it 
an shake it an frow it sum more.  Den me run wiff in in me mouf.  Why me ebben enticin 
Bazzle an da yunguns to pway wiff me.  (Sowwy Colt dat  Sadee Maye ben buzzy pwayin
 wit me.  Herz wite later but herz gotta pway with me furst.) Me git on me front paws woofin at 
em, den tack em.  Dis be a bwast! Boy dis make me Momma smile Big time!  Sumtime it 
make me werry cuz me fink herz wips gunna brake off.  An herz peeperz leek too.  Herz sez me 
now finnly inna puppy stage at lebben yers yung.   Not no wat da meen but dis fun.  Me ebben 
thot to twy out liddle table cruisin dis nite.   Bess pawt me figgered out how to scoot da step an 
climmer up onna chair.   Score me some chickee salad.  Didn't ebben share wit da ress.  

Me tired now.
Lub to awl da new an impawroved, yung an vigerus
Nelly Belle ob Da Dog House Gang (snoreeeeeeeeeeeee)


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