[Dailydrool] Scavenging in the Hills

[Karen]

Morse, 

No werries bout moobin to da country dude! Der lotz to scabenge.  Now iffen youz hab 
enny say so youz wanna place dat hab hawse appels, cowpies (warm or cold awl gud), burd 
poop, skirrels, deer poop, why da country be poop hebbin!  Dis be da gud stuff!  Dey ebbin be 
kitty turdz me tell ya.   Why you juss nebber no wat youz find out in dem felds.  Gud eetin me
sez!  Now iffen youz find sum dem wild burries be speshul careful.  Dey gotta stuckers on em.
See you gotta pull ya lipper flaps wayyyy back an pull dem burries offa wiff ya teef.  Yum!

Now ya have to werk little hawder fur ya treet out in da woods but it werf da trubble!  Me
lubbed it wen Momma teke we out.  Hope da ole biddy herry up an git walkin bedder.  Me
needin some fresh hawse appels fur a snack.

Juss meke sure you go check da new places out.  Gib it paw up or down.  Remind dem dis you
palace not da slabes.  

You Bud.
Bazzle, Da Bedeviling Bad Boy, OEBE
 


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