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Dis Brudder Elwood. It bee Sundey today, nice dey ob da week, wedder liddel cloudy, I get in liddel bit ob da trubble todey. I tell youze all liddel storie.
Momma out dere in da food room cookin summfin todey. She dooze dis on Sundey, she git out da big pot, start puttin stuff in dere, all dem smells tickle me nose, I stay rite dere, watchin. Jus me. Brudder Jake an Sister Daisy out dere in da yard and Elder Clara passed out on da perch. Brudder Elwood is finkin it jus dont heppin like dis berry often, just me and Momma in da food room. I beein gud, mebbee she gib me liddel taste, whut I shoulda known bedder but Brudder Elwood keep a tryin. Well whutebber bee in da pot is a smellin nice, an Momma gits out a liddel bowl and fillz it up. She stirz it takes liddel bite, and bout dat time dere be a buzzin noise out dere in da car room. She doin da washin ob da clothes out dere youze see, so off she goes to da washin moochine.Brudder Elwood watchin, why da Ol Woomen bee slippin todey, dat bowl rite dere. I am a tellin ya, it rite dere. Brudder Elwood go on ober get me snooter on da counter and my hebbins, it bee plastic bowl an I grab it wif me teef, and pull it on da floor, and Brudder Elwood suck all dis stuff rite up real fast. Meebe liddel bit too fast. Whut ebber dat was hit me belly and bout dat time me eyeballz start a waterin, me lipperflaps on fire, and here comes Momma. Brudder Elwood standin dere going WOOOHAAA WOOOHAA WOOHAAA WOOOHAAA WOOOHAAA---dat Brudder Elwood a tryin to suck air youze see, cause I bee on fire. Smoke a runnin out me noseholes, and like I needz dis Momma now a screamin bout dat be Chili. 
Brudder Elwood beg to differ, dere aint nuffin chili bout dat stuff, an Brudder Elwood reel glad he leeb it drippin down dem cabbeenets. I meanz, now where bee Elder Clara when youze needz da hog dog??? Brudder Elwood woulda shared dis stuff.
Brudder Elwood head on ober to da water bowl, put da fire in me choppers out.  Momma still doin da yapyapyap, summfin bout wait till da beans hit youze. Youze rumpbonez gonna flame.Serb youze rite fur gittin on da counter.
Brudder Elwood a goin to da yard.
It be whut dey sey apparent dis stuff barkin back at da Brudder.

Drool to all in need


Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 

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