[Dailydrool] MEETZ!!!!!!!

[basetsavr5 at aol.com]

Dear Nigel an Llewis, an Liddel Connley an Mister Cooper Sir.
Dis Brudder Elwood. I readz youze got meetz. Brudder Elwood lickin his choppers. We aint got no meetz here. We gots soup, an mush an pancakes and more soup. No meetz. Course Momma aint got meny teef now, an I dooze as Daisy Bewe seyz---offer to da da chewing---dat liddel offer git me da glare-fank youze berry much---old wooman liddel cranky--
Why me world just whut dey say upside down, crosshairs, me whiskers outter joint--nuffin be da same here, Brudder Elwood a starvin fur meetz, da kibble aint a cuttin it.
I meke liddel plan. Get me bus tickee, go to Shekago--get meetz. Momperson teke care ob da Brudder in need.
I go on ober to da Greyhoundz site, get me all set, nice winder seat, teke da Express--yes, dat will do--now I get me magic card--put in da liddel numberz---zippy!!! I print out me tickee.

What dis--Bedder Luck Next Time--Toofers got da last dime---- Why I nebber---meebe da Brudder better like da soup---

Drool to all in need-we gots plenty



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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