[Dailydrool] I had a dream...

[Wilder, Sharon]

Yawn...the blondeslave begins to wake up.  Smacks her lips a couple of times.  Why does my mouth taste like basset paw and ick, as she touches her fingers to her lips, why do I have fur on my lips?  Glenn pokes his head in the bedroom to ask if she is awake.  "I had the weirdest dream that the hounds were giving me a facial this morning-isn't that strange?"  She throws her feet over the edge of the bed, stands and shuffles to the bathroom.  "Who spilled water on the floor and didn't clean it up, Glenn?"  She continues until she reaches the sink then squints at herself in the mirror.  "Why are my bangs all wet and why on earth do I have toilet paper in my ear?"  Puzzled she looks around the bathroom only to see the bath mat out of place and her Arbonne skin care bottles  scattered all over the counter.  "And who knocked over all my stuff and didn't pick it up, Glenn?"  She tidied up the counter when all of a sudden she had a smack your head with your hand moment.  You'll just have to picture it.  "Oh my gosh, I forgot!  I'm an Arbonne distributor!  We can offer a special price on Arbonne and DONATE part of the sale to the homeless hounds of Michigan as a second fundraiser!

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