[Dailydrool] PLEASE - Don't laugh!

[June Scheunemann & Mike Bernsdorf]

So sorry Sandi but, I admit..I giggled.......alot!!!  I can just picture
it!!!  Thanks for today's giggle!!!

 

June and the boys.

 

From: drooladventure at googlegroups.com
[mailto:drooladventure at googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Sandi Wittenberg
Sent: Saturday, December 03, 2011 4:20 PM
To: Daily Drool
Subject: PLEASE - Don't laugh!

 

Let me set the scene . I left at o'dark thirty this morning to take Stachie
to a dog show about 3 hours away . got home about 2 PM.  DH was not home, no
note - just not home.   That ticks me off to no end . especially since he
called me a nickzillion times while I was gone.

I get Stachie outside and then inside, then of course everyone wants out.
So, I got everybody outside (in shifts because Hoagie has a hate-hate
relationship with Norm) and I changed my clothes.  Since I hadn't eaten, I
started munching on cookies . Grady starts barking at me NON-STOP.  I had a
headache from not eating and was not in the mood for his barking, which
seems to have increased exponentially as he has lost his hearing.  So I
reached down to put my hand around his muzzle and noticed he was odiferous,
more that usual . only this time it wasn't gas but seemed to be his ears,
which I had cleaned on Thursday.  

So, I take him outside with the blue ear cleaner and start to clean his
ears.  Now he is OLD, not stupid.  He decides to play "catch me if you can".
Well, since he is almost 13, I CAN catch him.  I grab him and lift up an ear
flap in one hand, shake the bottle of blue ear cleaner in the other hand and
start to squirt it into his ear.   Nothing comes out!  So, I shake it again
and squirt again . a dribble comes out.  Now I let go of Grady, take the lid
off and (here is the part you are not suppose to laugh at) I BLOW into the
spout of the bottle.  All of a sudden, I have purple freckles.  I swear,
Grady was rolling on the ground laughing his butt off!  I put the lid back
on, grab Grady, lift up an ear flap, shake the bottle and squirt some in his
ear, massage the ear.  While still holding that ear flap up, I grab the
other ear flap and raise it also. I start to squirt the blue ear treatment
into the second ear . JUST AS GRADY DECIDES HE IS DONE AND SHAKES
VIGOROUSLY, hitting the bottle of blue ear cleaner with his nose and
spraying me with the blue stuff as the top of the bottle flew off.

Just then the DH comes out the door and says "what are you doing?" . good
thing the bottle was empty!

Sandi

Red Bay Bassets

 

 

 

 

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