[Dailydrool] Dis Holly, it COLD

[A. Woodrum]

Dis be Holly da Dolly woofin in heer, an mercy it bees COLD heer in da
Dallas area.  Rite now it bees 9:30 peeanem, an in da backyard it bees 14.0
degrees an da wind is blowin like crazee an us had icee storm lass nite an
icee not beez meltin at all.  Is a gud fing us is all gurls cuz we wud be
freezin da fambly jules off if we was fellers.  We haz leetle drama dis
ebinin.  See, Sister Gracie dunt care whut iz da wedder, her wuz backyard
doggie afore she cum lib heer and she used to bein out in da natty wedder.
Rane, snow, icee, her not care, her jess heds out da door an tromps aroun
til her bees dun.  Okay, Sister Gracie be buggin Mama fer ebenin treets an
it bees a hour too early, so Mama bees iganorin Gracie.  So Gracie goes
outside, den comes in an lays on flor by Mama's cher an den she starts
shiberin and quiberin an jess carryinon.  Mama sez, Gracie whut da matter,
do youz bee hurt?  Is you froze?  An den Mama finks, dat stinker bees tryin
to git me ta gib treets early.  Den Mama finks what da hey, an sez, Gracie,
you wants a treet?  An starts walkin to da kichen.  Well gess whut, Sister
Gracie jump up an hed fer da kichen an NO MORE shiberin an quiberin.  She
bees a faker.  An she finks Mama a beeg dummy.  HEHEHeHeHee - me not gibs me
opiniun on dat one.  Dats all.  Lub an kissies frum us gurls to eberbody.
Stay Warm!

 

Anita Woodrum

awoodrum at clear.net

 

 

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