[Dailydrool] Elwoods Tulip

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Dear Elwood,    you tell your momma dat it be too early fur  dem tulips 
things coming up out ob da ground
any ways.  a man has got ta do whut a man has  got ta doo  doo  !  you beez 
all man !!!!!!  
we proud ob you Bro !!!!
 
we have melting snow here, it be in the  40's yesterday  and our yard looks 
like we are on the downside of a recent floor gate  release.  Annie and 
Maggie hate it, they don't like the mud  and they don't like the slushy snow , 
they try to cut across the yard  only to get STUCK in the deep slushy snow 
so I take them out last night off  leash and Annie goes right next to the 
patio, but good old Mags, we got to  do the walk about.we go this a way, den we 
go that away, then way back to  the very back she finally found higher 
ground to drop her load, so on the way  back I say  lets go this way,   NOPE  
Maggie wants to  go around the shed and then it happened,  she came to a FLOOD 
area,   she gives me the LOOK,  NOPE I say,  I am NOT going to carry  you,  
you went that way now find your own way out I am going in the  house  so I 
go up to the patio and she  stands there and whines  !  and whines !  and 
whines,  and I said  tough SH**  I  am NOT coming out there, so she starts up 
to the house and she is now in water  up over her first wrist bone, she 
stops,  gives me another look,   NO  I wont help, it's too deep ,  so she 
continues and yep it was  COLD  and up to her belly !!!!!  bwahahahaha !  next 
time maybe  she will listen to me,  I brought her in and wiped her off and boy 
did I  pay big time,  she was rip snorting through the house,  she grabbed 
my  gloves,  knocked a nice pile of folded bath towels off the bed  and  then 
she attacked poor Annie.  what a BRAT !
 
Marlene  mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil  Annie
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