[Dailydrool] You might have a hound problem if....

[J Marchlewski]

You might have a hound problem if
your monthly American Express bill more dog-related charges than any other
charges

You might have a hound problem if
your vet clinic has your Amex card number on file

You might have a hound problem if
your vet clinic decides to hire you because you're there so often (right
Sis?)

You might have a hound problem if
you adjust your Sleep Number bed to the bassets' sleep number instead of
yours

You might have a hound problem if
your weekly shopping list for Costco reads - dog food, dog biscuits, cottage
cheese (for the dogs), green beans (for the dogs)

You might have a hound problem if
you purchase items on Houndsbay just to donate them to an upcoming basset
rescue auction

You might have a hound problem if
you buy a side-by-side refrigerator because the basset knows how to open a
regular refrigerator

You might have a hound problem if
when purchasing a new refrigerator you opt for white because stainless or
black will show too much drool

You might have a hound problem if
even your shepherd puppy has ties to a basset rescue organization (hi
Menzie)


Jan
Lady, Grace & Wolfgang (I'll take that Amex card!)
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