[Dailydrool] Joke

[Houndy2 at aol.com]

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his  neck.  He 
walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his  turn to be 
waited on. A man who was already in the butcher shop finished his  purchase 
and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked  the dog 
what it wanted today. The dog put a paw on the glass case in front of  the 
ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked  twice, 
so the butcher made a package of two pounds of ground beef. He then  said, 
"Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher  said, 
"How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package  of 
four pork chops. The dog then walked around so the butcher could get at the  
purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied the two 
 packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all 
of  this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then 
walked  up to a house where it began to scratch the door to be let in. As 
the owner  opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart 
dog you  have there." The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This 
is the  second time this week he forgot his key."





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