[Dailydrool] Goats

[Swartz]

Congratulations to Riley on getting your forever home.  Don't worry, the
humans will finally get it...couches belong to the bassets!  LOL Okay
here is a compromise...Humans buy new leather couch that is easily wiped
off when company comes.  Hound gets to sit on couch whenever he wants.
Or It's called Fur-niture!

Congratulations to Belle on getting your forever home. Sounds like the
Stink has your new momma pretty well trained. Life should be a breeze
from here on out.

Congratulations to Lulu on getting your forever home.  May you live a
long and happy life with your new loving family.

Happy Gotcha day to Gordy!  We hope that you scored lots of tasty treats
on your special day.

Healing drool to Lucy, we hope that you learn to see without eyes
soom...Use the Force!!!

Ruger woofing in. It was brought to my attention from some of our
overseas areas of operations that goats are spies for the RaTaliban.
They pretend to be just nonchalantly grazing but they are always
watching with those beady little eyes and repawting back to the
RaTaliban.  Plus you really have to watch out for the Billy goats...they
like to head butt houndies.
So with all the new goat posts. ASTT's stand on goats are that they are
spies.  They should be captured and put in an area where they are not
allowed to spy or have any communications with the Ratalibans or
Squirrelistans.   We will use them as providers of tasty cheese and as a
moo juice substitute...Momma get us some of this goat cheese, I must see
what all the fuss is about. Ruger Director of ASTT out.