[Dailydrool] Readin da Droolz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I be a readin da droolz catchin up on da nooze, 
Momma been a wurkin so much an Brudder Elwood a tekin care ob da home, 
gittin me votin dun ebbery mornin, habin to put up wif youze know who 
round me home. She aint heppy bout Momma wurkin and bein tired too.

Brudder Elwood is a sendin droolz to all in need, we gotz some houndies 
whut aint feelin real good rite now, and da slaves be a worrin., so we 
send drool. Da good stuff. Brudder Elwood gotz da paws crossed that 
eberyone git bedder.

We gots a burfdey fur Rusty, we knowz his Momma will hab full bowl for 
da pawtie, she gib nice houndie treets. Brudder Elwood taste test dem, 
berry nice.
Rosie gotz specul dey too. Her gotcha dey. We glad you git gotted. 
Heppy Day.

Now lets talk bout dis sleepin wif bassets. Brudder Elwood gotz dis to 
say.
Momma, youze keep dem rumpbones outta me crate. Why iffin I hab to wake 
up ebbry mornin an open me peepers next to dat--

Dat might ob been bout one liddel line ob writin too much frum da 
Brudder.
She mekein toebone pointment. Dis trouble.

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara,
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake