[Dailydrool] Uh OH

[Beverly Szaton]

MomPerson blowin smokies out da eers and eyeballs whirling in dey sokits an
youse all nose whut? Ain't nuthin we done!! Nossir. For oncet we is
innyscent standardbeyes!
See since we flooded outta are reel house we libing here in dis rennal.
(Llewis say dat meen we not own it somwon else leddin we stay heer an we
pays dem. Well, not WE, but Mom and Dad--no, Llewis say da Insureyance
peepels pay. I dont nose nuffin about dis Llewis got da books.)
So enyways MPerson liddel sensytif about prollems wif wadder. DIs mornin she
deeside to do she dirty clohtes in da washer machine fing. When da wadder
sposed to drain out inna tub it draint out insted inna kitchen sink an inna
toilet an all ober da bafroom floor an dere she be MOPPIN agin, wadin in da
WADDER not eben she house! She maddern a wet cat.

She call da rennal peepels say come fix dis. Not eben berry nice, no pleese
an thenkkew, juss COME FIX DIS. She meke dis call between moppin. She bin
juss about to teke out da garbitch (it garbitch day) when DPerson tell her
da bafroom fulla wadder, an so he scramblin roun teking out da garbitch seem
like a good idear git it outta she face right awy, y'nose.
MomPerson say she startin to feel like she cursed but we didint heer she
cursing dis time.
Anye=way dass are sciting morning so far. Mebbe it get bedder. Mebbe, she
say, da hotwadderheeder splode next.
She so funny.

Love an Drool to all, special drool to Auntie Sandie got big shoulders and a
stout heart, wishin you da very bess, we here for youse.
Nigel,Llewis, Conley an Cooper, who juss stay inn Llewis's crate all day.
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