[Dailydrool] Da grate escape

[Karen]

Dis Sadee Maye.  Boy howdy did we done hab a good day.  See it awl start wen
da mens come an hall dis stuff, wat Momma cawl junk, away an do sum werk in
we yawd.   Momma go check affer dey left an wuzn't happy dey did close da gate.
Herz close it but guess wat????  Dem smarteez dun sprung da gate hingy thingy on
da bottom an herz no see it.

Den it happen.  We, dat be Ruby Doo, Nelly Belle, Cooper an me find dat iffen you push
on da bottom we hab escapee root.   Me da lookout an let ebber buddy go furst.  I juss
about to hed down da road wen Momma comes a walkin out da fwont door.  Ohhhhh Noooo!
Me dun ben cawt!  Den me arrhooos "wut bout dem"  Momma look an seez da Ruby headin
down da side road.  Herz screech fur we Aunty Doris.  Her hawls me but back to da yawd
din thro da blockz up to do gate so me no can go on me adbenture.  Colt me honey lub,
I wuz on me way to da Floriday but der wuz a change in planz.  Gonna hab to wate until
da menz come back  an do little werk.   grrrumble.phftttt...No Fair to MEMEMEMEMEME

Dis Cooper.  Me no get fur in me biggie escape.  Dat ole wooman cache me wen me stop
to  see wut cookin at da 2 doors down naybor house.  Herz pull da car obber an me look
up an sez...Hey der!  How come youz so nerbus.  Me rite herz.  Open da door let's go fur
a ride.  Da Aunty dun cach up to weer da Ruby be an Me an Momma pull obber.  Ruby
Doo dun git cach den put inna Aunty car.  Dat onwy leeb one on da run.  Run Run Run
Nelly Belle!

Dis Nelly Belle.  Yep you herd rite it be a gurl's day out.  Okay we let da Cooper go long
juss in case we needin a man to help we outta ob bad sitche-ashun.  Wat he do?  Juss
like lotta dem stoopid menz him go wanner off frum we da furstess chance him git!   Turn 
we back fur split hare an POOF him gone offa to udder fings.  Me tole dem gurls me nose
wanna or needa man wiff we but did dey  lissen to da voice ob pawspeerience?  ohhh noooo!

Me mite be da owldess but me da onnliest one dat too lot longer to git cawt!
Me waz a hangin wiff da Ruby Doo til me saw da Aunty impawsonater comin.   Me nose
dis no da reel Aunty cuz me onnliest seez her wen we go fur walkeez or herz come obber or
mabee sumtimes wen me go bisit wiff da momma.  Me nebber ebber ebber seez her on da
street dat no we street.  Da fake Aunty hab da can ob cat food an herz open it!  Hmm dat 
smell reely gud, wat is dat????  Dat chickee????  Den da fake aunty cawlt da Ruby  an me.  
Herz sez sumptin bout sweet gurls, cawlt we honey!  It a trap!  Me nose it be a trap to cach we.
Ruby Doo, da one dat rulz wiff da iron paw, da Missy Smartee pantz, da nose it awl ob da
gang done go an felt fur it!  Can youz beleebe it?  Here me tot Husky dawgs be so smart an 
herz awlways talkin bout be'en da Empress.  Sum Empress herz is to fall fur dat trick!  Hrrrrump!  
So den dis udder car wiff an ole wooman dat kinner lookz like me Momma but herz hare awl obber 
da place an herz whiter den da ghosteez be.  Dat ghost be cawlin out fur daNelly Belle but me on 
da run.   Me heer da footz steps and ebbery step me heer " oww, owww owww"  Now me nose fur 
shure dis not no my momma.  My Momma now can moob dat fass, ebben if it were still purdy slow.  
Den da udder one who be dat fake aunty a comin.  Herz telt da udder one to go git herz car an da 
fake stawt to catchup wiff me.   Dis gal mabee gitten on inna yars but me can still run.  
Me a running wiff da wind...gib it me awl an den sum.  (Slap slap slap...boy howdee da me
need to find sum bone moolah fur da bwest reduck-shun me herd bout.   A gal cud git hert
purdy bad by deez things!)  Me seez me bwake an make da basset line fur da naybor side yawd.
Wooo Hooo Queen Fey Fey or mabee Elder Clara be smilin down on me cuz der be nudder open 
gate and big open space wiff lotz ob da grass.   Bess of awl da fake aunty no longer on me back 
paws.  Now where da way out ob here?  Can no go back threw da gate....it be a trap!  Der No way 
out!!!!    

Guess me bedder hide in dem dere bushes an wach out fur da fakes dat tryin to cach me.  Here come 
dat gastly ole wooman dat be wite wiff da leeky peepers.  Me bedder juss stay hidden.    Not no buddy 
cawl me  der honey pie gurl an no hooman ebber sez "Come here Momma's babee gurl"  Waiiiitttt aaaaa
minuteeeeee.  Dat der human werds sound like....like....like....MOMMMAAAAA!   Me go running to 
me mommy  wiff big smile an herz grab me an kiss me and lub me an den put me leash on.  Oh dis 
such a wunnerful day.  Me juss wish me mooma had gone wiff me.   Lookee der, it be da Aunty Doris!
Da reel deel one cuz herz tellin us dat we awl shud git sum treats fur being safe.   Me haff to laugh at
ebberyone ob da gang.  We awls got cach (except me) fum yunster to senior in order.  Juss cuz a senior
mabee up in da yars don't me dey gonna be da furst to go down.   Boy did we rub we  abenshure inna
Bazzle and Fab. Freddie face.  Dey miss it awl cuz dey were sleepin!   Freddie sez he no care cuz he lub 
we momma an no wanna werry herz.  No werry cuz da momma finly git herz colur back but herz still going
ouch wen herz walkee.

We send drool and many prayers for all those in need.   
Lub,
Nelly Belle a da ress ob da Dog House Gang.
an da Momma  ( who is recovering from her near heart attack finding 4 of the gang were  on the loose.  Of 
course it had to be at "that" time of the day when the idiot gates open and they go tearing up and own the street at 40-50 mph.
Please Visit Freddie's Cancer Treatment Fundraiser Page:
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/FabulousFreddie/golden-gate-basset-rescue-inc


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