[Dailydrool] Innnoooocent

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Dis Brudder Elwood, a catchin up on me droolinz here, why it would be appearin da old wooman be in a snort---all dem fings she be a sayin I breakin round me home--tisk tisk tisk----why I didnt dooze nuffin on dat list. An Daddie back frum da trabel fur wurk so now I bee safe. I helped him fix da fence todey whut be broke too and he been a wurkin on da puter ober dere on da teble whut be broke. Brudder Elwood help dere too.  Not sure how Momma done missed dem fings--I bee innocent dere too.
But Momma aint a gibin up. Youze know whut she dun?? I tell you liddel story.
Youze see me an Brudder Jake we dine in our crates at da food time here. I hab dis very specul bowl gotz biggie nobbers in it cause I eat too fast she sayz. No more food dan da Brudder git, I gots to eat fast---well todey she git me a new no fast eatin bowl whut I hate. I chasin kibble ober here, an ober dere an dis fing be a pain in da tailbone. Took me furever to do dinnerz tonite. I got liddel hot unner da collar bout dis, so here come Momma, she open me crate an I took da new bowl an flipped it out wif me snooter----it smacked on da floor an I jumped out an grabbed it wif me teef--it time to destroy dis fing youze see--Momma standing dere a yellin me name like I aint got no centz sayin stop dat. She seyz I paid good monnie fur new bowl fur you, now you aint gonna chew it up. 
Brudder Elwood seyz watch dis. I teke nodder chomp. I gib Momma da warnin look dat sey gohead--try an teke it.
And youze know whut she dun????
She grab a cookie--toss it in me crate-now whut dog in da rite headbone pass up a cookie??
Brudder Elwood jump back an grab da goods. Momma snatch up da new bowl. Teke it rite to da food room an gib it a bath. She seyz git used to it--iffin you want to eat-you gittin da new bowl.
Brudder Elwood hab plan.
I destroy dis monster tamorrow.

Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
PW, OEBE Elder Clara, 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
Elder Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
 
 
 
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