[Dailydrool] Horrors in FL

[James Emma]

This is Tony in FL.  I must report the horrors going on in MY HOUSE in  
FL.  And not just in my house but at MY VETSPITAL.  IT started Friday  
morning when the MP said in her really nice voice "Tony, let's go for  
a ride in the car.  Come on, guy, up in the car."  Now, I like rides  
in the car.  Usually I go the smelly place with the DP.  They got lots  
of big cans that eat up the papers and small cans and MP's special  
grapey smelling bottles. SO, I wasn't happy getting out at VETSPITAL.   
I didn't want to go in after another furkid barked at me but finally  
condescended to enter.  WELL, the horrors began.  Nurse took me in the  
back and put the muzzle on.  I hate that thing.  Then they proceeded  
to cut the toebones right off and I was BLEEDING!!! Had to go home  
with a bandage. I pull and pull my feet out of doc's hands and OOPS!!   
I was not happy.  THEN, the food is disappearing right before my  
eyes.  Small everything!!  1/2 cookies, no more chik'n jerky!  Just  
this stuff in my frozen kongs called punkin. What in the orange world  
is this?  DP says "get over it"!  You're 10 pounds overweight and look  
like a white sausage.  Then he said the D word -- DIET.  
AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!  Withering away in FL, TONY

Drool to all in Need and sad arrooooohhhsss to the families that have  
lost a fur baby.

Tony in FL, and the mean MP, Daria