[Dailydrool] test ti kill

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Ok Nigel  dis bee Evil Annie,  today my burfday and mommy gabe me  real 
cheeseburger, and sum cake  but no new toys her fur got,  may be  tomorrow her 
sed, but I be sendin youz sum Slobber and drool just in case you  bee 
needing it , OK ?  but dis heer is da scoop, youz just gotz scared coz  your momma 
was going to whack off your test ti kills fur peeing on her chair and  new 
rug, com on buster fess up,  be da man,  and tell your momma da  truth.
seriously we are sending all our prayers and slobber and slime over to  
she-cow - go  for Bev and Nigel and the troops, keep us posted Bev, you  know 
you already have our love and cyber hugs, stay strong
 
OK  I go to Meijers today, must have been super senior day, lots of  blue 
hairs, walkers canes and motorized carts, so I am standing in the check out  
line   OH yes, I am wearing my Basset turd hockey shirt and this old  lady 
said,  you know , you shirt offends me   I am like What the  HELL,    and I 
smiled and she said  " Missy, I am not  joking, you shirt offends me "  so I 
am thinking that my mom taught me to  be nice to old people,  and maybe she 
is really an Alien, and  that  she has her space ship parked out back, so I 
ignore her and she  gets up and yells at me "  MISSY , are you listening to 
me? " and  with that I looked at  her and I said 
" First of all,  my name is NOT Missy, and  do I look like I  give a good 
rats A** that my shirt offends you,  go to another  GD checkout and leave me 
alone , you crabby old B**** !
I HATE MEIJERS !!!!!!!!!
 
Marlene   mommy to Maggie Wags and Evil Annie ( happy burfday  Annie mommy 
loves you ) 
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