[Dailydrool] PROTESSPROTESS!!!

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis be Nigel I fink. I no smell like Nigel. Nigel got dat Good Dog Funk
smell. Dis a smells whut a boy bildts up ober time. Youse nose. Dribbel a
liddel, step inna sumfin a liddel, frow up an siddinit. No menshunin juss
da reglar good ole boyse hownd smell whut we bassets hab so perfekited. Oo
an eers I forgotted eers whut sumtime got da deep down smell. (Whyseit dat
MomPerson allwees kleens dat good stuff out?)
So heer I is all perfekly good smellin an allasuddin MomanDadPeepel come
swooopin down on me wif draggin me offa da bed to da BAFROOM!! OHNOOOOOOOO
dey pickie me up an dumpt me inna liddel blek fing like a tinee tub I
almoss no fitin. An dey turn da wader on. A BAF!!! I aint hadda baff
since....long time. No member when eben. But taday da MomPerson gib me a
liddel huhg an go OOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee. An I goes yah, aint it grate?
Nex fing Ise in da tub wif soohp all ober me an she scrubbin eben my
nebbermines. An den she try dryin me. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH. We
all nose how youseless dat be eben wif she orinje......oh rainche....
oLLLLEEEWWWWWISSSSSSS!!!
Ok
Orange clofth. Shamhoohah or sumfin.
So now I beke onna bed smellin like some foo foo dog. Pooie.
If I cud run she nebber ketch me for da baff.

Still.

Feels good. Donit tell.

Heppy Sundae an good drool to all

Nigel ob Nigel, Llewis and Conley.
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