[Dailydrool] It's Snoopy who has to live with LuLu

[Dale Rutz]

Hi, It's Snoopy,

Brother Elwood we have to live with this ummmmm .... bitch.  And she is not 
happy, oh no, she is not.  She said something about a lack of southern 
hospitality.  I have to confess that she implied you were less than a southern 
gentleman.  It's true, she did.  Apparently she believes that southern gentlemen 
do not openly state that females have nothing between their ears.  It seems that 
politely holding her paw out is what a southern lady would do, and nothing to be 
ashamed of. 

As for myself I slept with Julianne last night and am steering well clear of 
LuLu until she settles down.  


You might be interested to know that in the middle of the night I got up to get 
a drink of water and I found her on the paw phone.  She was muttering something 
like "Clara he's impossible ...... no, no, no, it's even worse than that he said 
........"  


Oh, and she was online this morning looking at flights and she was packing a 
bag.  So, I'd look out if I were you Elwood.  Just saying.  You could be in for 
a konking.

More later from Snoopy with LuLu who is not flattered by Elwoods remarks and 
Gracie who was rolling on the floor laughing when Snoopy read her Elwoods post 
and got konked for laughing about it but it was so worth it!
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