[Dailydrool] Gracie checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi Everyone it's Gracie,

Whew all I can say is whew.  We have grandmas and we have uncles and we have 
aunts and oh the cousins, in all directions cousins it seems and they do NOT all 
fit in this house NO they do NOT but they all cram in here anyway and there's no 
place for a basset to sit and worse they try to pet us they really do.  Snoopy 
is a ham, Snoopy is actually kind of a slut if you ask me Snoopy just rubs his 
body all over people he just met and then he flips over and leaves NOTHING to 
the imagination and wants his belly rubbed, he's ridiculous.  LuLu barks at 
strangers and tells them LEAVE ME ALONE and then runs out the dog door and barks 
at them from the other side of the glass.  Mommy doesn't care for that sort of 
thing and makes LuLu come inside and stop  barking and get pets and be nice 
 because Mommy is bossy but that's just Mommy.

On Thursday people came and on Friday people came and on Friday night they got 
all dressed up and all left and went someplace and left us all home alone and 
then they came back and on Saturday they got all dressed up again and went 
someplace and were gone ALL DAY.  Apparently Natalie is now a Bat Mitzvah 
whatever that is but she got all dressed up and went someplace and everybody 
said Mazel Tov and gave her money so it must be good whatever it is.

And then last night they all came back and were all excited and talking and 
laughing and Snoopy and LuLu and I were sharing ONE chair/ottoman and some of 
them are dog people and those were ok they could pet us but some of them were 
clearly the clueless side of the family and they would try to walk up to us 
talking REAL LOUD and gesturing and me and LuLu we'd run for it and they come 
after all talking real loud and gesturing and try to corner us to give us pets 
and did it a couple of times.  I jumped pretty high one time to get away but 
other than that nothing bad happened but mommy needs to train the clueless side 
of the family better .... oh wait .... it's hopeless isn't it?

Baloo I got a pair of them things once and it does count as your book of the 
month, Auntie Wen says.  Did your mommy take a picture of you with 'em, she's 
supposed to take a picture and send to Auntie Wen.  When I did it, it was by 
mistake I got the momPersons book and those fell off the book and after I ate 
the book I gave'em a little crunch and it was nice so I did it one more time and 
a thing popped out and that was real nice so I did the other side and the other 
thing popped right out and then mommy had to get new glasses but it counts as 
your book of the month it really does.

Love,
Gracie who is glad all these aunts and uncles and cousins and grandmas are going 
HOME 
with LuLu (who is glad too) and Snoopy (who will miss all the pets)

P.S.  Snoopy loves me he really does and I am laying down with my head on his 
cushy butt, LuLu said he has a cushy butt and he does his butt is very cushy and 
it makes a good pillow.
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