[Dailydrool] Dog Park day

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy here,

Friday today, dog park day.  Whew.  Run with Cyrus, chase the ball, run back 
with Cyrus, bring momPerson the ball.  Bark at Bear the Neufy .... chase the 
ball with Cyrus .... bark at Cooper the border collie .... chase the ball with 
Cyrus .... roll in G-d knows what .... hey Cyrus QUIT hogging the ball!!

If he brings it back too many times in a row the next time momPerson throws it 
she holds onto his collar to give me a chance to get it.

I was barky but at least I wasn't relentless.  Sometimes I pick a dog and I bark 
and bark and run around in a cirle around the dog until the dog is very nervous 
and then momPerson has to grab me .... but today I only did it to Cooper the 
border Collie ... who is a jerk.  Problem with Cooper is he bites.  Before my 
time Cyrus went home with bloody ears more than once because Cooper will dive at 
any dog chasing a ball and bite their ears to drive them away from the ball .... 
even though it is THEIR ball.  Cooper's dadPerson is an idiot.  He has paid more 
than one dog's vet bill because Cooper bite him/her because they had a ball and 
Cooper wanted the ball.  One time he asked momPerson how she liked being a 
housewife and she told him she was a Software Engineer.  He snorted and asked 
where.  MomPerson told him, Intel, and then he insisted he was a better engineer 
than momPerson (who hadn't even told him what kind of code she designs and 
builds) and that he should have her job and she should stay at home with the 
kids and dogs.  He's just useless, sorry to say.  momPerson's biggest worry when 
I do the cirle round the dog thing is that they will strike out and then Cyrus 
will be all over them.  Cooper bares his teeth but he's scared of Cyrus, who has 
had all he is willing to take from Cooper.  All this while his idiot dadPerson 
was across the park chatting with someone and ignoring Cooper .... who he knows 
bites.

Anyway Cyrus made Cooper go away and we had fun.  You should see me running side 
by side with my brother Cyrus when we bring back the ball.  Big grins and 
flapping ears and he slows down on the way back so we run next to each other 
stride for stride.  We're so close our sides are touching part of the time when 
we run like that.  Is that the same as when we lay down back to back?  momPerson 
has to make a video next time.  I need a nap.

More later from Snoopy
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