[Dailydrool] Hippy Noo YEaR & ORDERS FROM THE ORDER OF THE EVIL BASSET HOUND EMPIRE (OEBE)

[Janice Colvin]

This is Roland, Duke of Ears,

I'm pleased to read some of the DD Posts that request how to send
applications to the DD for memership to the Order of the Evil Basset Empire
(OEBE)OWVW

Myself, *Roland*, OEBE Potentate receive these messages with great joy!
Stella B Low (ATB), the OEBE scribe, has moved on to Heaven to wait for the
rest of us.  There are only 3 of us libbin here now:

Me, Roland
*Truman,* factotum and Shop Steward, OEBE.  Hey, Truman!  When did we get a
Shop Steward for a non-union shop? Has dat Bess wid da helicopter ears
dropped in? and *Data the Beagle* who Dadslave says is only staying here
until he's through training for the 2012 track and field events.

So, seeing my resources, I decided to handle the job myself.

*Firs*t, are you less than 18 months old?  If so, wait until you are and
have outgrown the worst of puppyhood.

*Second;* Fill out your application (sample) below and send it to the OEBE
email address: handsomehounds at yahoo.com.  Include a photo if you have one.
A photo of you would be good!  Enclose 10% of your Christmas treats for the
handling fee..TRUMAN, OF COURSE WE NEEDS THE HANDLING AND SHIPPING FEE!
What, not legal?  OK! Forget handling fee.

HERE Is da sample form:
Name of the slaves: sometimes called owners:_____________
Name of Dog:____________________
Address of dog: (please don't cram him/her into a PO Box)

  Street____________________
  City:_______________________
  STATE:________  ZIP CODE______

COUNTRY: USA is assumed unless you told 'em otherwise below ___________
 ___________ Funny #s that go wif the other country's system

Age of Dog:______________
Breed: open to basset hounds & closely related dogs__________
Familiar's Name & Species (haha) like Harry Potter__________

Please write a paragraph or 2 telling us about your evil exploits.  Merely
eating another dog's food is not an exploit.  It's a daily event.
Team counter surfing is an evil exploit.Solo counter surfing may be an
exploit. Running away with a string of sausages flying in the breeze behind
you is an exploit! Doing stunts with stunt friends to help is an ExploiT!
Having other animal do the entire trick is just sissy.  Biting the mailman
through the slot or fence is an event.  Bringing mailman's fingers through
the slot with the mail is an Exploit.  Just barking at the mail carrier is
just your job.  Get it?

Questions: email the slabe/Potentate AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
handsomehounds at yahoo.com


Remember-send any *mai*l applications to the OEBE, 743 SITKA DEER CT NW,
SALEM, OR 97304 usa.
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