[Dailydrool] Da Heat dun gotz momma's brain !

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

first we wants to say how sorry we are about all the fur babies going to  
the bridge, sure seems  like there are a lot of them crossing over,   we hope 
Elder Clara don't run out of clouds.
 
now dis bee da story,  daddy sez mommy dun been infected wif da heat  to da 
brain cells, oops  affected,  her dun take after da neighbor kid  next 
door, he comes home at midnight  and sits out in da heat wif him car  trunk open 
and he dun play loud moozic wif dem boom box speakers,  why dey  rattle out 
windows,  momma waits  she be tinking dis not last  long   WRONG !  she 
lookie out da window an seez him drinking  beer in his back seat wif his moozic 
louder den ebber.    first  momma dun called police, yep noise ordinance    
 against da law,  now mommy be in her PJ's so her goes out side and turn on 
porch light,  she  tink dis be a good clue to da IDIOT !     Nope  !    
momma really   PI****   off now, her cum  back in da house and get her gun  not 
no toy,   real ting  !!!!!!  daddy flies out ob bed, he yelling MARLENE !  
MARLENE !   MARLENE !   momma cant hear   ober her rage !  she go  up to da 
car and hits it real hard  scared da boy inside,  her  sez  "  hears the 
scoop Dip SH**  either turn off your GD music  or I will  put a bullet thru 
your speakers !!!!!  " Dat boy moob real  fast, he dun closed his trunk and 
turned off dat music , he tried to  apologize   and momma sez go to hell.   she 
came back in da  house,  daddy still trying to get his shorts on, he sez  
Waht   da   H***   did you do now,  momma sez nothing  honey   I just asked 
him nicely to PLEASE turn off his music and he  said OK . go back to sleep 
see you in da morning.  the police arrived 40  minutes later only to find no 
problems.
mommy don't do well wif da heat, it make her even more crazy den  usual
 
Annie & Maggie
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