[Dailydrool] Basset Needs New Home

[Beverly Szaton]

Four re-homeing:
Won male Basset Houndie wif black an tan an white an liddel itty scar on
nose.
Owner mekin dog do arful fing wif big plastek fing white wif a bar fingie
in da middel an edjuss an she wants me----uh da dog--to HOLE dis fing in he
mouf when she say so.
WHUT??
Whut is dis...enywaze? She callit a dummell. Dummybell. Yeah I nose who da
dummy is da won wif it hangin outta he mouf. She say dis obeadeeyance
stoff. Ok BIIIIIiIIIIiiig Whooop. Taste like...nebbermine, dat tast beddar
dan dish fing.
So far dis all she dune.
I dunno mebbe da houndie wait on dat rehome.
I meen ok it not tastie an ok it stupit an ok I DOES get a treet doin it
rite (how cud youse do it rong? Oh. Nigel say you not leggo.)
She say she gone teech me dis so I kin hep more. What, she droppin she
dummies??? BAWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH (Dat a liddel Conley joke.)
Ok so nebbermine.
But if she giddout dem jumpover fings in da shed, Ise outta heer.

Love an heeling drool to all whut needs it,

Conley of Conley Llewis and Nigel
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