[Dailydrool] FORMAL NOTICE

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's Gracie,

I have tried every other method I can think of to communicate this information 
to the clueless momPerson but she doesn't seem to get it.  So, Snoopy said 
to try the drool, because she reads the drool.  So here goes.

I EAT paper!!  If you leave paper where I can get it I will chew it up and 
swallow some of it.  So ..........

If you set your magazine down I will chew it right up.  Ditto your book.

If you leave the bathroom door open I will go in there and get the toilet PAPER 
and chew it up.  If there is paper in the trash I will chew that up too while 
I'm at it.

If you set your book bag or computer bag on the floor and it has paper in it 
then I will go through the bag and get out the paper and chew it all up.  Again.

If you have new clothes please remove the tags because tags are paper and I chew 
up paper and I might or might not tear the clothes while I eat the tag ... this 
time.

If you are reading something and you leave reading glasses on top of the paper 
something then after I chew up the paper something I might just eat the glasses 
too.  Happens.

If you take your retainer out and lay it down I will chew it up even though it 
is not paper.  I chew retainers up too, they are almost as good as paper.

Love,
Gracie
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