[Dailydrool] Snoods

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy here,

Well, the woman has proved it once again, she's completely clueless.  Here at 
our home during meals she is always trying to pull our ears out of our bowls and 
after meals she is famous for charging through the house chasing hounds (who are 
supposed to be resting after their meal btw) with a damp "doolap rag" which she 
uses to clean our dinner out of our ears and then "fluffs" them with another dry 
one.  I kid you not.  Three bassets.  With extra long ears.  After EVERY meal. 
 Until ....... finally someone with a CLUE posted a picture of their lovely long 
haired basset wearing a SNOOD while eating her meal.  Seriously.  Took a 
PICTURE!!!

So the poor clueless momPerson wrote to Auntie Wen and told her "look, obviously 
I'm a idiot but this can't continue.  Can you help me please."  Well, we all 
know there is little that anyone can do about the fact that momPerson is 
clueless but nonetheless Auntie Wen had a nice Barbara person make us Snoods.  I 
have a baseball one and LuLu has a pale green one with little white daisys and 
Gracie has neon colored sea animals on hers (they didn't come with labels, it's 
obvious which one is for who).  We put them on before every meal (twice now) and 
our ears stay nice and clean.  No pumpkin, no supliment powder, not even any 
green beans sticking to our ears when we're done.

THANK YOU AUNTIE WEN!!!!  And THANK YOU nice Barbara Person.  And SHEESH you 
clueless momPerson you!!!!!  I have VIVID memories of when I first came to live 
here where she would literally hold my ears up out of my bowl while I ate.  The 
WHOLE time.  And I don't know how many times she has pulled mine or LuLu or 
Gracies ears out of our bowls.  No more.  Sheesh.

More later from Snoopy and LuLu and Gracie who have clean fluffy ears and the 
clueless momPerson too who's hopeless but she is very cuddly.

P.S.  Get your snoods from senior hounds abound and help our Auntie Wen save the 
homeless hounds.  I'm off to paypal now because I'm pretty sure the clueless 
momPerson didn't pay for our snoods yet but it's not because she's cheap it's 
because the poor thing is clueless.  I'll take care of it!
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