[Dailydrool] Conley and the Puppy

[Jennifer Martin]

Dear Conley,
I am sorry that you are not getting along with the new puppy. I am hoping
that I have some advise that will at least keep you out of jail. My mom got
Beauford and me a buppy on St. Patrick's Day. I realize that a buppy is
different than a little Mr. Cooper, Sir, but some things remain the same.
Moms are very protective of their young. Do not growl at the stupid puppy!
This will land you in jail. No it is not fair, especially when the brat is
stealing YOUR pink bunny! I just about have Browyn trained on that one. If
it is pink, leave it alone. It is mine. MINE, MINE, MINE!!! This Doc thing
is going to grow up to have long legs and no ears like Mr. Cooper, Sir. So,
you need to practice biting him on the lips and armpits. Just make sure he
doesn't scream too much and you don't draw blood. That will land you in
jail. Our Browyn bites our ears when we are wrestling and screams like she
is being killed even though we aren't doing anything. At first Mom yelled
at us, then she figured it out and now she just ignores her. Keep in mind
your goal should be to train Doc to think he is a basset. Then you will get
to continue to rule the roost! Your mom will never figure out what you are
doing. Watch over the baby and take good care of him and your mom will
think you are great. If Doc is like Browyn, it will take two of you. She is
exhausting! Beauford and I take turns taking care of her. You would think
things would get better, but she now has decided that she wants to be
Queen. We had a meeting. We are more than happy to let her be the Princess
and we will watch over her, but she is not mature or smart enough to be
Queen. The brown truck hasn't even come yet! We don't konk her on the head
like Lulu. Beauford gently bites her in the armpit and I bite her in the
ham--gently but firmly. Raising a Princess is really hard work. Good luck
raising Doc! Try to stay out of jail.

Bugsey with Beauford, Browyn and the momslave, Jennifer
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