[Dailydrool] baffff time

[Margaret Honnold]

Huck the Hunk, my Basset boyfriend has the itches....he has scratched and scratched. So today, after a restless night of scratching and biting and grumping I decided to give him am Oatmal bath. So here is the Honnold's Hounds bath communication network as it communicated from one Basset to the other......
 Momma: "Huck, come on boy want a cookie?"
Huck: "ob boy, oh boy, boy......click, click click....feet coming on the tile... cookies, yes cookes.....screech.......(sound of feet putting on the skids as he spies the towels and soap
Momma: come on boy....ugh.....65# of Basset boy lifted from floor to bath tub expressing both Hucks and Momma's anal glands at the same time.....I know TMI....
 
Huck bathed...
 
MOMMa:  "Phoebe, come on girl....want a cookie?  click...........click..........click.....as Phoebe hides behind the foot stool in the family room.
Phoebe:  "what? cookie? no, not no.....no momma, no mommaa, I really don't want a cookie...." click........click.......click.......Phoebe is now lifted into the tub...
 
Momma:  "Thelma Lou....oh TL....cookie......want a cookie.....Carl, have you seen TL?   Huck have you seen TL?  Phoebe have you seen TL?"
TL: "If I am really quiet she won't find me....I am going to slink under the bed...."
Momma:  TL get in here....
TL: sound ob de Basset butt sliding across the tile....very very slowly...... head down, tail barely waggin, a sniffie of the cookie....nose turned up....
Lifted into the tub by Momma and Dadperson both ....climbs back out, put in again, climbs back out, put back in, climbs back out....Momma yelling at TL...all anal gland intact....JOSE CUERVO  JOINS THE PARTY!!!!!  Huck and Phoebe muchie on cookies and watch TL.....Momma guzzled Jose and swears next time this will be done in the shower
Two hours later....every one smeels better and Momma has moved on to a little after dinner brandy...wait...what do you mean we haven't had dinner?  Oh wel.....snooters, Honnolds, Houndies
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