[Dailydrool] Waryear Prinze

[jacquelynn chazey]

Dis be Nigel of the East, and I wants to be a Waryear Prinze.I am a guy.I recently nailed brat boy Pierre jr., he gots a cut face and ear flap tear, and in the 4 yrs. he be here, nobody cut that boy yet, and he be in a few scuffles.I have a girlfriend to protect, even from a distance, and her name be Janie Anne Armstrong.  (wink wink, Janie Anne).I am a squirrel waryear too.  I had one in me mouth a few years ago, and even though it bit me, I was stand up strong.  Me, Jellybean and Jean Paul played catch with said squirrel.  Jellybean was the only one that didn't get bit because we boys protected her.  (Mom  here, I got the boys to the Vet and we called squirrel rescue, and the squirrel, while traumatized, survived the attack.)I am very handsomz.  I got to be an eyeball model today, and everyone thought I was super duper great.  I lib with my sister (liter mate), and I protect her, too.  
OK, I wants to tell you about my little brother Max who be very sick.  Back in the day, he quite the waryear, and he bite anyone, even his Auntie Jackie.   She got in between Max and Pierre Sr., and he chewed both her arms and legs (baseball sized wounds), but that's what Moms do to protect their babies.  Sr. got a few cuts, but nothing like Mom.  Max is retired now, still cranky at times, but he is being honored in a different way.  Moms is buying whatever he could possibly want to eat, and Mom has told the workers at the Boar's head deli about Max and why she is buying so many cold cuts for him.  They are so kind, and always ask about him, and send prayers to him.  One of the ladies wanted to see a picture of Max, so Mama made a card and sent it to the nice peeples.  She wrote how nice they were, and the picture of Max was with his tongue licking his lips as he ate roast beef.  Today, mama had to shop again, and the nice lady said they were going to laminate the card, and Max will have a special spot on the deli counter.
Healing drool to all in need.
Jackie and the herd

 		 	   		  
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