[Dailydrool] Fwd: ASTT Repawt

[Swartz]

> Ruger, Director of the Anti-Squirrel Terrorism Team (ASTT) woofing in.
> Paulie, Congratulations on your first squirrel capture.  Now you just
> have to hone your skills as a squirrelstan interrogator and executioner.
> Here at ASTT HQ it is time for Operation Spring Cleaning.  The squirrels
> are out in force, and are back to their evil deeds of deploying the
> itchycide. Colt and I are both on anti-itchy meds and having to go
> through decontamination procedures when we come in off of patrols.  We
> have sent our dadperson up to the Indiana farm to start prepping our new
> 40 acre ASTT compound.  When Colt and I arrive at the Indiana Farm in a
> few months we will designate it as "Howling Hound Acres".  Initial
> intelligence reports from our future home/compound/farm is that there
> are all types of new critters that we will have to either recruit into
> ASTT or declare as enemies such as opossums, raccoons, coyotes, foxes,
> deer, etc.  Yes lots of deer...so Ms Marlene and Ms Maggie Wags...just
> let us know if you need us to assonate one of them for you. Don't know
> how we would ship it to you though.  Maybe we could call in an airlift
> for you.
> 
> Drool to all the sick or injuried hounds or humans and heart healing
> drool to all of those whose hounds have made the journey to the rainbow
> bridge.
> 
> Ruger, Director of ASTT
> Florida Gulf Coast
> 
> "Colt, Cowboy up! It's time to go out on patrol!"
>