[Dailydrool] holiday cards & squirrels

[Marsdoxy2 at aol.com]

Ok, so it's true,  I asked for sympathy because I have NO cards and I  
forgot to give everyone my mailing address.
Duh,  Duh,  Duh    Do you think I should give out  my prison cell no too 
??????   bwahahahahaha
 
Marlene Thornton
5630 Carney Dr.
Maumee, Oh 43537
 
My yard is a flood,  Maggie got stuck in deep water and stood in the  back 
yard and howled !  I mean she let go big time, she was telling me to  get my 
big butt in gear and come and get her !  which I did,  PRONTO,  actually 
had to put on a pair of bill's rubber boots which weigh a ton, way to  big and 
don't work well in deep slush,  so now the girls have decided that  my 
concrete patio will do just fine for their potty excursions,  NO WAY  !   Annie 
who likes to run the yard, makes no attempt right now,  because of all the 
melting snow, and the worse is let to come tomorrow with  HEAVY rain 
forecasted, no place for the water to go because of the ground being  frozen.  No 
Snow for Santa 
 
You know Bev,   I saw in a catalog where you can buy these  mechanical OWLS 
 that are motion activated and they hoot and flap their  wings to scare 
away critters.  I am serious !  but they only work if  you set them outside  , 
not  on your computer desk , because you think  they are CUTE !  they're 
kind of fun to play with, when you've had too much  to drink, and you try 
sneaking up on it from different angles to activate it  !!!!!!!
No,    Im joking, not about the owl, but about sneaking up  on it .
 
Better yet, just  get a live trap ,  we do it every spring here  before 
they have their young  we only trap the males, we let the females  go,  we bait 
ours with peanut butter & sunflower seeds, take them for a  RIDE  and NO,  
they wont come back ! we trapped 11 last  year,    squirrel is delicious to 
eat you know  ???? bwahahahahaha
 
Just got back from the vets for Maggie again !!!!  can't firm up her  
stools,  she literally has had super soft cow pie poo for over two  months,  so 
today, she went back on Flagyl and a probiotic.  she will  poo, and then take 
off running, because it burns and then she poos more and runs  some more 
until I can catch her and wipe her butt with a warm wash cloth,   I know my 
neighbors think I should be committed  bwhahahaha
 
Merry Christmas
 
love Marlene
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