[Dailydrool] Browyn chiming in

[Jennifer Martin]

Hi everyone!  This is Browyn the Fairy Princess here to tell everyone that
I did my best to ruin my big brother Beauford's 4th birthday.  Mom drove
for the first time since she had surgery on her foot and she went and got
Beauford special birthday treats and enough to share with everyone.  Then
she got him a new toy.  It is a lovely Beaver behind that crinkles and
squeekes and smacks you in the face when you shake the ever living
daylights out of it.  Everything Beauford LOVES in a toy. So, I stole it.
 Unfortunately the moderators won't let me tell you what he called me!  But
I will say it was not nice at all.  He got very mad at me and tried to take
it back.  So, I told him I was a Fairy Princess and to...well...um...make
up your own ending.  Anyway, he stomped off and dug under the cover on the
couch and Bugsey and I had tons of fun playing with his new toy!  He says
he will get me back, but he can't.  I am the Fairy Princess and I get to do
pretty much anything I want except get in trouble with Mom the Queen.  I
have tried tangling with her and apparently Mom the Queens are higher up
the food chain than Fairy Princesses, no matter how cute a sweater they are
wearing.  See, Dad the King is swayed by such things.  Mom the Queen is
not.  She has a dungeon she will throw you in called a crate.  She says it
isn't for punishment but to protect me from myself and it is filled with
toys I supposedly like.  I want to know what planet she lives on, because
it isn't the same one that I come from.  Even Dad the King gets me out and
leaves the boys in their crates when he is home because everyone knows boys
need more sleep than ADD Fairy Princesses.  Actually Mom the Queen says
EVERYONE needs more sleep than ADD Fairy Princesses.  I am not sure how
that is my fault.  If anyone would like to apply to be my assistant, feel
free.  I only have three requirements.  1. You must be ADD like me.  2. You
must be willing to let me boss you around.  3. The brown truck can't have
brought your brains yet.

Browyn the Fairy Princess with Beauford the Birthday Boy, and Bugsey and
Mom the Queen who are both very tired
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