[Dailydrool] Offensive momPerson

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's Snoopy,

I've been offended by my momPerson.  She may be clueless but she has simply gone 
too far.  I refused to sleep with her last night.  It all started with the tin 
foil.  The dadPerson left some tin foil which used to be wrapped around a bit 
hunk of meat on the counter.  It was a big hunk of wadded up tin foil with meat 
juices wadded up in there.  I got it.  It was too big to swallow quickly and 
while I was working on that (I had it half way down) the clueless momPerson gave 
chase and pried it out of my mouth and throat.  She did give me a treat for 
being a good boy and not tearing into her hand for stealing it from me but 
still.

I was upset with her, but I love her, so when she went to go to bed I headed off 
to bed with her.  I was just settling down on her pillow next to LuLu who was 
settled on the dadPersons pillow when she asked me to move.  Me?  Why?  Get your 
own pillow.  Well, maybe it used to be your pillow but obviously it is my pillow 
now get your own.  She tried to force me to move.  I shifted a little.  And then 
she tried to pick me up and move me over and my hips get sore and I turned 
around and had her hand in my mouth  before she knew what was happening.  Don't 
worry, I don't bite I was just telling her HEY.  She raised her voice to me 
because I surprised her and that was IT .... she didn't trust me ..... I got up 
and headed for the step, I was outa there.  She begged and pleaded with me to 
stay, said she was sorry but nope, no way, you've offended the Snoop now, not 
happening I climbed down the steps from the bed and headed across the hall and 
slept with Julianne and she can kiss my rump!

More later from the horribly insulted Snoopy
with LuLu (I stayed OUT of it, if she wants me to move she can move me)
and Gracie (what??  she picks me up all the time he's being a big baby)

P.S.  I did climb up and cuddle her this morning but that was because I wanted 
to lick out her cereal bowl.  Then I followed her to the kitchen while she ate 
her breakfast and she let me have her bowl.  LuLu and Gracie stayed in bed so we 
could make up in private.  I love her but she's clueless and she can be really 
offensive too ..... can you believe it????
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