[Dailydrool] Turd Hockey for those who missed it

[Janis Wetherbee]

Here's one of the news releases of our turd hockey games in case anyone is
interested!!!

*News Release: *

The Prairie Poopslingers vs. the Desert Dung Diggers.

The second game of the season for the Triple D's was played with home court
advantage. The rink was set up under the London Bridge in the English
Village for maximum viewing of the crowds. Tons of ice was brought in and
was to be groomed by the Zamboni. The rink master brought out the Zamboni
and immediately an argument broke out amongst the teams. The fight centered
around who would ride on the Zamboni, who would drive it and who would
chase it around. When the Ice flurries cleared, Walter was in the drivers
seat, Newman D was shotgun, Chloe Grace and Kimmie Sue were on the front
and Lucy Lou and Samantha were on the back. Chasing the Zamboni were,
Norton B, Alfie Devon, Bazil D Basset, and Ruffus. The rest of the players
retired to their respective sides to ready for the game.

The first period went relatively well with both teams keeping the other in
check. Several times King George E Grunt made a rush for the goal when
Newman D who slept thru the entire game at the goal net stopped him cold
(We think George tripped over Newman but instant replay isn't showing it
clearly - the cinematographer was laughing too hard).

The Poopslingers Tillie and Jacob were up against Sammie and Samantha the
triple D's defense dogs. The defense was total until in a flash Bobthedog
(wink wink nudge nudge) came out of nowhere with a puck making move right
in the goal net. That sent Amy, Freddie, Winston and Barney into complete
and total happy dances. At the end of the first Period, the score was 1-0
in the Poopslingers favor.

Intermission entertainment was provided by the esteemed cheerleading squad
for both teams. Jessie and Drew P wowed the crowd with some pretty
impressive dance and cheer routines routines. Unfortunately Drew P was
carried off on a stretcher after breaking a toenail on one of the 2 dog
pyramid routines. She is resting comfortably on a velvet pillow.

In the second period things quickly heated up. Newman D woke up for about 2
minutes, yawned caught a slapshot and swallowed a puck. the referee denied
Otis his goal as it never made it to the net. That started a brawl between
Otis and the ref. Otis was sent to the penalty box for a nap - er.. time
out. With Otis out of the game, Lance stepped in to take over for him.
While he was trying to figure out which way to hit the puck, Norton B slid
in and stole the puck from him and off he went down the ice to score a goal
for the triple D's. That brought the score to 1-1. and ended the second
period.

The third period found Bruiser, and Winston stepping in to take over for
Freddie, Bazil D and Amy. With fresh hounds in for the Poopslingers the
Triple D's knew they would have to hustle. Norton B woke Newman D up and
gathered the gang together for a little pep talk. With plans made the
Triple D's lined up for the game. The puck was hit and unfortunately
someone had snuck in a fresh one so time out was called to clean up the
mess. With the mess cleaned up the opening shot was made by JJ and off he
went. Another goal was scored which brought the score up to 2-1 in the
triple D's favor.

Knowing her reputation was on the line a conference was called by Miss
Angela Basset coach of the Poopslingers to implement a new plan. the whole
team left the huddle with smiles on their faces and a new determination.
The play began and was back and forth and up and down when all of a sudden
a commotion began and there was a Miss Angela in the NUDE streaking the
length of the rink. this rattled the Triple D's so bad that Bruiser, with a
pass to Winston was able to score a shot right by Newman and tie up the
game at 2-2. After a complaint to the referee's who said they saw nothing
wrong with Miss Basset's plan the play resumed. At this point the Triple
D's were raring to go. The puck was slapped by Bazil D and promptly stolen
by Sammie of the Triple D's. Sammie then passed it to Samantha and then
Samantha on to JJ. JJ raced to the opposing net and with a swiftness that
belies the breed placed a shot to the net one second before the third
period ending bell rang. With that the Desert Dung Diggers won their first
game with a 3-2 score. The Triple D's being the gracious gang that they are
invited the entire roster of the Prairie Poopslingers to partake of their
buffet. On the buffett were the Lizard Fricassee, Filet of Roadrunner,
Bunny tails, and Quail Egg Quiche along with Prime Rib au jus, BBQ chicken,
Fried chicken livers and many many margareeeeeta's and liver flavored Jello
shooters. the after party lasted well into the night and only ended when
the locals called the constable to complain of a multitude of music and
ahrrooooo's keeping them awake.

The Desert Dung Diggers await their next game... We are ready!!!


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world but they make our worlds whole.
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