[Dailydrool] Snoopy checking in

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, it's Snoopy here,

Well nobody has gotten the girls up in the morning since last week.  You know what that means right?  It means school is over.  And you know what that means right?  SUMMER CAMP.  I have called for the disbanding of all summer camps but to no avail.  The girls go away every summer.  I have inquired after the job of camp dog but apparently the position is taken.  800 kids.  Assorted Staff.  A whole mountain.  And ONE dog, they allow ONE camp dog.  And they gave the job to somebody else.  harumph!

Like Cyrus before me (and Sugar Magnolia before him) I abhor suitcases.  Get out a suitcase and I become a basket case.  Now, I know about summer camp, this is the third summer for me dealing with summer camp but this time something is very wrong.  Today Julianne got out a bag big enough for her to climb inside of it.  And put in most everything she owns as far as I can tell.  And I heard momPerson say she's coming back 4 days before school starts.  The WHOLE summers.  No Julianne.   I sleep with Julianne half the time.  I love Julianne.  I need Julianne.  I can't spend the whole summer without Julianne, I just can't.  The clueless momPerson says it's practice, and this is nothing compared to what will happen in a couple of years when she goes someplace called college.

Natalie will only be gone a month.  I slept with Natalie last night.  Might as well stake her out.  And then Julianne and dadPerson took bags and left after dinner.  Apparently they went to the gym.  I sat on my blanket by the door and waited.  And snarked at everybody.  I'm sad and I'm mad and I'm upset.

More later from Snoopy who hates summer camp 
with LuLu (who doesn't feel well, she doesn't have any symptoms exactly but she doesn't seem right)
and Gracie (who is being a very good girl lately which just goes to show she's out of sorts too)
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