[Dailydrool] I am a bad slave......ORDER THE DARN WOOFLE TICKETS OR QXB WILL HAUNT YOU.

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I am a bad slave. Pawtunia and Rusty are on holiday at Camp Jamboree. Pawtunia's breederslaves, Hank and Sharon are watching them while we figure out some grandslave stuff. Pawtunia has reminded me that I have failed her in a lot of ways. First, I was so crazed that I could not do my usual pledge campaign for Mishgun Basset Rescue. (Sob....14 of 15 years in the top three. Plus one in 8th.) She is too far away for me to take dication on bridge reports.....she isn't getting her annual ride to Mishgun for her birthday...she has two new frocks and a Wizard of Oz themed costume....going to waste.....AND most pawticularly, she says I have failed to adequately remind people that her dear frenemy, Queen Xandy Bear, WQ 2011 went to the bridge and that her fellow houndies are carrying on the woofle. Woofle. Something Feyfey dreamed up for herself and not yet QXB to make money for paw hounds. Something I should have been doing for her and someday have to make up....... 



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Gak. Pawtunia is not happy with me. So, here goes. I hereby confess to being a worthless human not worthy of the term slave. I need remedial slave training. Feyfey, Woo, Sydney B., Newman, Nudgie, Cakie andTaco Bell would be ashamed to have been associated with me. Rusty and Pawtunia are interviewing for better slaves. (No, really, they are coming back!)  I have duly sent my personal cookie money to Hugmonster for tickets, but that is not enough. Have shopped a few pledge incentives. Did I mention that Pawtunia had major back surgery this winter, is doing pretty good on walkies, but that not only am I in the doGhouse, but the poorhouse? Coulda bought a darn car.......... 



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Hugmonster repawts that sales are not good and also blames me....and Pawtunia...and to tell you the truth, Queen Xandy Bear for going to the bridge and sticking her with this woofle thing. 



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Please. Help a girl out. Please buy some tickets from Hugmonster, Gracie and Clyde. Otherwise Pawtunia will never forgive me and I will have to someday sleep in her Xpen. 



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Really, I'll make it up to y'all when ever I have time to finish the woodburning I owe. There is MAJOR woofle stuff sitting around my house right now because I was not planning on life going south.......someplace down the road Pawtunia will woofle again. 



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dawn 

...not worthy of the term slave 

(Don't tell Pawtunia that the he slave says I can try and go to Mishgun for one day.....she will kill me.)
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