[Dailydrool] Special message to Elwood and Jake from Vernon Q Basset

[Mary Wilson]

Vern insists that I try to communicate directly with Elwood and Jake, since
Debbie likely isn't reading emails. He would like the Brudders to know that
he, Vernon Q Basset, although normally a Very Good Dog, as undertaken
Extraordinary Measures to ensure production of High Quality Drool for their
person.

In the last few days, Vernon Q has personally:
- Made numerous climbs to the top of Mount Dining Room Table, with sadly
little to show for it;
- Taken a small bag of potatoes from the kitchen and chomped them at
various locations throughout the office, kitchen and dining room;
- Reached the metal butter dish on the counter (a triumph!) and consumed
all the butter in it (a loss -- just a couple of tablespoons);
- Reached the metal cream jug on the counter (a triumph!) and consumed all
the milk in it (a loss -- just a few licks);
- Chomped up a mostly-empty container of Almond Breeze;
and
- Taken a almost-empty container of Fry's cocoa powder from the kitchen
cupboard (!), chewed into it through its cardboard/foil side, and spread
unsweetened cocoa powder All Over The Dining Room. Oh, and all over the
trj-coloured basset, too.

Vern wants everyone to know that he was not harmed by the chocolate. Cocoa,
as it turns out, does not taste nice, but it does spread beautifully on
hardwood and fur, and makes one drool, which makes it spread less well but
it sticks nicely.

Vernon Q Basset hopes that Elwood and Jake appreciate the Extra Effort he
has made, and particularly appreciate his willingness to get in trouble
with his own person just to support Debbie.

The rest of us are praying and drooling and sending our very best thoughts
too, but none so creatively as Himself.

Mary
& Vernon Q Basset
& Paddi B, and the c-a-t-s
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