[Dailydrool] Dear Miss Debbie Person

[Dale Rutz]

Hi it's LuLu,
 
We have had some e-mail from da brudders.  They are full of complaints.  I have half a mind to fly out there and konk the living bleep out of them both.
 
I TOLD them not to expect a lot of cooking while folks are feeling unwell because of the smell, but they like the smell of cooking and claim the lack thereof has impeded drool production.
 
Speaking of drool production there are unsubstantiated claims that they have been denied full access to rubbing their slimy slobber all over your body in order to hasten your full recoverly.  I have to side with them on this, you are supposed to be sleeping with (if not dancing with) your bassets.  You will certainly feel better faster, and, like chicken soup, it couldn't hurt.
 
It turns out that my dadPerson is considering abandoning us bassets by coming out of retirement.  Snoopy says the traitor has done this before.  If he does it again then I can make myself available to fly out to Virginia and drool all over you and sort out da brudders.  Dolly and I could probably have a lovely time sunning ourselves and we might be able to get Bessie the younger to join our ladies circle.
 
Please let me know if I should make travel plans.
 
Love,
LuLu
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