[Dailydrool] New crew member aboard the HMS Santa Rosa

[lea pierce]

​Houndservant reports the following:

04 10 2014

Ensign Bullseye (AKA "Bullet") B.B. Hound reported for duty aboard the HMS
Santa Rosa, permanently dry-docked at the Whine Country Basset Spa & Hot
Dog Factory.

Ensign Bullseye, a BAGLE (true basset-beagle, on porpoise, even), posted to
HMS Santa Rosa from Placer County Animal Shelter. Ensign has been assigned
to the Foster Brigade under the (reluctant) command of First Foster, Foxy
T. Itchy Hound.

The ensign is a gorgeous, 10-month-old tri-colored laddie, but mostly white
and black with a beautiful black head​
​ and brown eyebrows. Quite striking.

DoG put a thin line of white straight down his face and muzzle, right where
DoG molded him in his mamma's womb.

Ensign is expected to serve very briefly aboard HMS Santa Rosa... just long
enough to visit Base Medical in Novato so his private parts may be modified
to Fleet Standards. Quite A Clamor has gone up to recruit this fine young
boy.

Ensign was one of three sons, plus mamma (beagle) and daddy (basset, who
looks just like his sons)​
​ enlisted in GGBR because their owner-in-chief passed away suddenly.

Respectfully submitted by,

Lt. Lea Pierce, Houndservant to the officers & crew of the HMS Santa Rosa
A division of GGBR
Serving under the Pacific Basset Feet
World Basset Union.

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