[Dailydrool] Dog park day

[Dale Rutz]

Hi all, Snoopy here,

The clueless momPerson took us all to the dog park yesterday.  We got there only to find out that Cooper (who bites over the ball) was there and also his very tall black friend who does NOT like me.  We walked in and turned around to leave and the big black dogs owner shouted ..... hey, you don't have to leave, nobody is going to throw the ball for Cooper and my dog doesn't bite.  momPerson said "well, he doesn't like Snoopy and he's made that clear."  But the woman said "no, he doesn't like Snoopy because Snoopy howls .... but he isn't going to attack Snoopy, you just let them be."  So, the clueless momPerson backed off and the big black dog came over and raised all his hackles and barked right in my face and i raised all my hackles and howled right back at him .... right in his face ..... and then we gave each other a very dirty look and each of us trotted off to opposite ends of the dog park.

Gracie and LuLu and I were exploring the other end of the dog park when a sweet little pit bull girl came charging across the park chasing a ball with Cooper in hot pursuit.  She stopped cold, looked over her shoulder, gave Cooper a look that said "try it and you die trying" and then went back to her ball.  It turned out she was sweet and wiggly and wanted to play and liked us and shared her ball with us and everything, she just wasn't going to take any crap off of Cooper.

And then this lady showed up with her wolf.  People bring wolves to this dog park all the time, and I don't know why.  Would you bring your bunny to the dog park?  How about your cat?  So why then is it ok to bring your wolf or your parrot??  I don't know but people do it and I don't like parrots or wolves either one and I walked up and said so ..... I walked right up to the wolf and said AHROOOOOOOOOO buddy you have some nerve and he STARED and then .... he tried to howl.  It was hilarious this poor wolf sounded ridiculous he had NO IDEA how to howl it was more of a squeak.  So I took pity on him and showed him good form, I lifted one front leg and pointed my snooter straight up and let go ....... AHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  So then he tried again and it was a little better.  I worked with him for about 5 minutes and his howl improved quite a bit and then he thought we were friends and wanted to PLAY with me.  I don't like wolves, wolves are not dogs, I do
 not play with wolves under any circumstances ever I just felt sorry for this one because nobody ever took the trouble to teach him how to howl and he was embarrassed.

He followed me all over the dog park after that.  We had to leave.

More later from Snoopy who is popular apparently
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