[Dailydrool] Morning alarm system

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

Well dis Conley an Doc an we nebber! Youse nose we tries we does we tries
hard to be good Dogs and do whut Good Dogs do an whut happins?
We gets yellered at, dat whut.

So we ousside an it reeeeeeel erly yes it were veryvery darkish ousside but
MPerson she gitup den youse nose she not rite in da hed sumtimez nebbermind
dat sumfin else we do dat layter.
So ok we is ousside an it darkdarkoclock when da Big Dog (gotta gib credit
where it dew) go
WHUZZAT?
an so Ise rite dere at da gate two an I (me Conley) goes
WHUT
an he point ebberfing, eers nose eyeballs cross da street an say liddel
louderWHUZZAT??
So I says kinder low YEAH WHUZZAT?
an den dere dey are runnin cross da yarsds two male peepels ob mebbe 1516
yers olt runnin from da empty Hobbitat House an me an Doc go into full roar
boff of we because we nose dey NOT SPOSED TO BE DERE!!!

an whut happins?
MomPerson stik her hed ousside an say giddin here watchewtwodoinit 5:30
inna morning??shame on youse big moufs
But Big Dog he run passd she an leep onna couch inna front winnow and point
down da street an ggggggrrrr and meke reel ugli noises so she look an den
she see dem two runnin an she done callt somewon on she fone an den we gets
treets but it a long way round to dem treets.

Love an Courage to all whut needs it
Conley of Conley Alarm Systems and Doc of Doc Alarm Systems.

MomPerson says the people I phoned, who happen to drive black and white
cars with lights on the top never showed up. Oh well.

bgszap2 at gmail.com
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