[Dailydrool] Squirrelistan Alert

[Michele SZ]

Xander the new recruit hound reporting in from Howling Hound Acres.
In farm news: We went on a long walkie.  Ruger got all excited when a big fox squirrel came out of the mailbox! Apparently he and his real brother Colt used to be big Special Ops hounds when they lived in Florida, fighting against the Squirrelistans! Well now they are here in Indiana! And they are huge! Ruger said these squirrelistans must be steroid junkies! Well after we ripped the Mommas shoulders out and beat the Squirrelistan with her arms we continued on our walk and WTH there was another one! The alerts must have went out because this one high tailed it as soon as he saw us and escaped to the river. 
Animal watch:  2 Squirrelistans!   World Headline News: former director  Ruger of ASST (Anti-Squirrel Terrorism Team) stood the unit back up after the he discovered Squirrelistan scouts on his retirement farm while out on a walk. HQ ASST will now be at Howling Hound Acres...which is now Special Forces Fire Base Howling Hound. 
Well that's all of the excitement from the Psycho Circus Farm.
Xander woofing out for Ruger Director of ASTT from SF Fire Base Howling Hound 
One note from the momma: No squirrels were injured...the first got away up a pine tree and the second escaped into the woods along the river. My shoulders are a tad sore from the enormous yank they sustained from the massive lunging pull of two basset hounds going after a squirrel.
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