[Dailydrool] Frum Conley

[Beverly Szaton via Dailydrool]

Sumfin was in da yard dis morning. I nose whut it was but I ain't telling.

*kitty*

*​*Shuddup Doc. Wasn't no kitty anyways. Was a Monster I pretty shure.

*Thot you wasn't telling.*

Changed my mind. Monster yessir it oozled unner da gate an hid inna garten.

*white an stripey kitty.*

WASNT NO KITTY. It was a monster and it's there for YOU. Gonna eat you up
you go ousside *​*tanite eben wif MPerson an her bitty liddel lite she
flesh aroun.

*Not scared. MomPerson protek me.*

It gonna eet she firss.

*No.*

Yes. Tryit an see.

*I no go ousside. I holt it. I go my crate now.*

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Waitll MPerson make he go ousside!!! I lub to play wif he tiny brane. Wait
wait no MomPerson no reely I not meen it no reely just haha kiddin wif he
wonnit I Big dog?

*I in my crate nebber comin out.*

MomPerson says Conley has to go now and get in his crate, too. Maybe doc
would like a treat for going outside?


(The sound you hear is Conley wailing.)

Love from the Boyz


bgszap2 at gmail.com
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