[Dailydrool] Cookie Jar at WalMart

[Mr Shannon R Gerdel via Dailydrool]

Hello,

I was making my weekly grocery list, and I always peruse the Walmart ads,
to look at the specials. I have to make sure that I have yogurt and carrots
for Fletcher. I usually don't look at specialized ads that probably will be
of no interest to me. For some reason, I looked at the weekly ads for the
Pioneer Woman. Lots of pretty things to see. Reminded me of my late
Granny's house.

Then, all of the sudden, what, what is that? Is that a Houndie cookie jar?
Better than that, I think it's a Basset Hound cookie jar!!

woops, hang on...seems I made a mistake..Fletcher seems to think he needs
to do this/I'm not sure what exactly is HIS problem with what I've written
so far. No, I'm not moving, I don't need.....get offa me Fle.......

Okey dokey, dis be Fwetcher....It's amazin da fings I can do wens I stands
up onna cowch an outs me front paws on DDOD'd chest. I habd to take to
contwol ob dis, cause he messin dis awl up....DDOD...

Okey, see, DDOD he says it a 'cooky jar'.....it not a cooky jar, it says
rite onna da page dat itsa 'TWEAT Jar'....he finks he's gonna fool me an
say dat onwy cookys can go indat jar. Iffin he ebber gets he one, it bedder
be full of my tweets, not his cookys.

Wut, DDOD? Oh, yeas, DDOD wansa me to end di by sayin dat he wooked inna
fingy cawled a wut? Wut be an eye chive? Do you bewebed did, DDOD wans me
to sayin dat he gonna put chive in his eye, oh waits, dat not wite, he
sayin he wooked in an eye chive and didn' see nuffin bout my tweet jar.

Houndie Hugs and Snooter Kisses frum da Caspaw Cwew!

Wots of Drool and love to those that need it!
Yours in Dwool,
Fletcher
Boomer ATB
Babe ATB
"awful awnry" Arnie ATB
Butler Shannon-DDOD (Dat dum ol dad; an absowute, topaw, compwete
BassetCase)

Mr. Shannon R. Gerdel
3583 Meadowlark Drive
Casper WY 82604
bassethoundbutler at gmail.com
(307) 797-6041
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