[Dailydrool] Mariah and other meatloaf stories

[Pat]

Dear Mariah...once upon a time there was a pwincess name Lilygurl.  She loved meatloaf and she loved gravy even more.  One night mom heated up a piece of  dad's favorite meatloaf and served it with noodles and slathered the meatloaf and noodles with gravy. She fixed dad's plate and put it at his place  at the table and went out on the porch to tell him to come in..dad was doodling around outside as usual. 
Well, Lilygurl hopped up on that chair and cleaned that gravy right off the meatloaf before mom returned. Fortunately, mom spotted what happened...it was the only slice of meatloaf left
So mom, who was annoyed that the dad was doodling around outside, snatched the plate and rinsed the slice of meatloaf off and put the rest of the gravy on it...dad never ever knew...you would probably say Lilygurl was lucky that day...but she was a pwincess and you don't get to be a pwincess unless you get your slaves trained. Lilygurl had her slaves well trained back then...heck, the gravyboat had her name on it!
Your Friend , Rudy

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