[Dailydrool] TNT (aka Toe Nail Torture)

[Julie Canny]

Guinness reporting from Southern NH:   Oh, the horror, the abuse.  The 2 slaves lassoed us into collars and leashes and forced us into the Orange box of horrors.  They drove for days and days to the big red torture building (at most 20 minutes).  I loudly protested the whole ride.  The dad slave tried to cover his ears, but my voice would not be silenced.  The Mom slave tried to rub my belly by reaching from the front seat over the security enclosure.  She did not do a good job so I voiced my concern the rest of the way.  Once we got there, I was forced into my chariot and Gallagher and Mulligan were practically dragged into the building.  Instead of taking us the normal route, up the the thousand step staircase, they brought us to the “handicap” entrance. Then....  get this my friends, Gallagher was lifted up onto a table where they.... (this is the scary part) brought out the torture clippers and took his toe bones off!!!!  Then the lady reached down to me in my chariot and did the same thing.  I let her do my back legs (cannot feel anything there anyway) and fought bravely as she did my front toe bones.  Mulligan was last (as a lady should be) and didn’t say a word the whole time, but shaking in absolute terror.  The slaves then brought us back to the orange box of horrors, lifted us in and took us home.  We slept quietly.  Although the Dad slave made a feeble attempt to get a coffee at a drive through.  I let him know in most certain terms that this was not acceptable.  So home we are.  They had the nerve to make me take my chariot from the driveway to the back door where the Dad slave lifted me back into my castle.  MacKenzie avoided this entire show.  Apparently she had a paw-d-cure while she had 2 lumps removed last week.  
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>> Note from Mom slave:  Our ears will never be the same. Orange box of horrors is our 2003 Honda Element, purchased solely as the Basset transport vehicle - License plate “4HOUNDS”.  We like to tell people that it’s old enough to drive itself!  
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