[Dailydrool] Dailydrool Digest, Vol 679, Issue 1
Sandi Scranton
njmedic702 at gmail.com
Tue Apr 27 06:25:56 PDT 2021
Oh, Miss Mariah - you really must practice your manners! You see, it's
because Basset hounds are so darn cute with our gorgeous wrinkles, sad eyes
and long silky ears, that humans can't help but love us!
The critters? That's another story. Pawsonally, I learned that the
squirrels basically do nothing all day but run around and look for nuts.
Who does that??? The little furry things that tormented me the most were
those chipmonsters. Oh, how I wanted to eat one of those morsels.
I wasn't too fond of cats either. I found them annoying. I used to chase
Big Black Bart into the basement! I wouldn't have eaten him, I just wanted
him to know who was boss.
What I learned, however, was that I could still be boss without screaming
at other fuzzy friends and/or people who came to my house without
permission to take the trash or bring the mail. The house still belonged to
ME but I could observe silently and regally from the couch or when I was
outside with Mama. We were only allowed to fence run and bark-greet with
the Goldens next door for one minute. After that the Momslave would scold
us.
So go to your classes, and keep Queen Elizabeth in mind. She rules with a
velvet fist, quietly but firmly. Everyone knows that what the queen says is
the way it is, but she would never lunge and snarl. You've got this, girl!
Delilah Belle, ATB
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> 1. I would like to receive DD stories as my wife and I love
> Bassets and our 3rd Basset is leaving with us now. We received
> these for years and went to 2 saddles! Thank you (Joe)
> 2. Mariah uh oh ? (Phyllis Ritner)
> 3. Dere Mariah from the desk (Beverly Szaton)
> 4. Mariah (bassethound98 at aol.com)
> 5. Stranger Danger (Dale Rutz)
> 6. Mariah here (Val Brewer)
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> Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2021 17:21:54 -0400
> From: Joe <jvermilya at frontiernet.net>
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> Subject: [Dailydrool] I would like to receive DD stories as my wife
> and I love Bassets and our 3rd Basset is leaving with us now. We
> received these for years and went to 2 saddles! Thank you
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> Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2021 22:20:26 -0700
> From: Phyllis Ritner <ritnerema at aol.com>
> To: dailydrool at lists.dailydrool.org
> Subject: [Dailydrool] Mariah uh oh ?
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> So Mariah it definitely is the fault of your slaves..after all they feed
> you pet you snd adore you..?in return you are on perimeter patrol at all
> times ... however , beautiful Mariah , you better knock off the stink eye
> and all that cursing at the interlopers on the other side of the fence...
> kind of tough to do for a protective girl like you...? we have you snd your
> slaves in our prayers and we know you can do this girl...it will be fun to
> go to school with your slaves .... love, from the rainbow bridge Beezley at
> the beach and little brother Winston...arrroooohhhhh ?
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> Phyllis Ritner
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> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2021 09:09:46 -0500
> From: Beverly Szaton <bgszap2 at gmail.com>
> To: "An internet mail list designed to entertain and inform basset
> hounds and their people." <dailydrool at lists.dailydrool.org>
> Subject: [Dailydrool] Dere Mariah from the desk
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> This is Merta Lou. Lemme give you a little tip.
> You live with Ipo, right?
> I live with Doc.
> I send Doc out to warn off other dogs, cats, squirrels, adults, babies, car
> doors that slam too close and of course, the mailwoman, the UPS person,
> Fed Exman and especially Cops when they show up now and again. (To ask if
> we heard anything. Yes when someone shoots a gun off 20 yards from the
> house, we hear it.)
> Anyway this way it is Doc who gets in trouble and not me but I have the
> satisfaction of knowing we have routed the danger. Just an idea. Would Ipo
> fall for this? Doc has fuzz in more places than just his body: I suspect
> his brain is---nevermind.
> Love from Merta Lou
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> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2021 15:18:41 +0000 (UTC)
> From: bassethound98 at aol.com
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> Subject: [Dailydrool] Mariah
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> Aloha Mariah,? Just read about your antics in terrorizing your
> neighborhood dogs.? Maybe an aggressive form of therapy is what you need.?
> You live in Hawaii where you should live peacefully!!? Your Mom and Dad
> don't deserve this kind of nonsense from you, they really strive to take
> such good care of you..? Please go to your training with your Mom and NO
> beating up of other dogs!? They are in training along with you to try and
> better themselves, so no misbehaving on your part.? Make Mom and Dad proud,
> show them you really are a good girl and you love them with all your
> heart.Willow, Baxter, Maggie, Sam, Baby and Rosie (ATB)PS: We're watching
> you Mariah!!!!
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> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2021 15:15:16 +0000 (UTC)
> From: Dale Rutz <dalerutz at sbcglobal.net>
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> Subject: [Dailydrool] Stranger Danger
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> Hello, it's Chomper,
> Mariah I know JUST how you feel.? Here we always had Snoopy and if anyone
> got anywhere near us he would AHROOOOOOOO ... if they came over and pet us
> in the middle of his AHROOOOO and got sprayed with slobber and drool we
> knew they were ok and we'd let them pet us.? If they gave us dirty looks
> and crossed the street it was their loss. Also, everyone had to pet Snoopy
> first, it was a rule, the prime directive I think but anyway they'd pet
> Snoopy and if I wanted them to pet me I'd push my way in and they would pet
> me too,? I never had to worry.
> Then, Snoopy left for the bridge.
> Suddenly, our protector was GONE.? Well let me tell you I have a bedroom
> window right next to the front door and I can get up on that bed and look
> out that window and YELL at that UPS guy and the Fed Ex Guy that brings
> wine .... oh he is a RIOT ... he told momPerson he used to assume she had
> lots of parties what with all the wine deliveries but it's been COVID now
> for OVER A YEAR so he just ... needs to mind his own business ... anyway I
> scream ferociously at them all the mail guy ... all of them ... and the
> clueless momPerson is NOT impressed.
> It's even WORSE when we go on walks or to the park ... she had to distract
> me and get me to watch her or I will lung and snarl at any stranger close
> enough.? If someone wants to pet then she distracts me while Samantha goes
> and gets petted and once Sam is getting all the attention I will rush over
> there and crowd in and get petted too.? If she pays constant attention I
> can be managed and be a very good social dog but if she gets distracted
> (and lets remember, she's clueless) I will lung and snarl at some random
> stranger at the park that thought I was cute and walked over to pet me.?
> Not good.
> But I HAVE to ... there is no one to protect me now, Samantha Jane is a
> girl and she loves everyone .... and no one has howled at our house, even
> once, since Snoopy left so I have to do something.
> Goodbye from Chomper who is aptly named as it turns out.
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> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2021 18:14:22 +0000 (UTC)
> From: Val Brewer <vlbzwick at yahoo.com>
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> Subject: [Dailydrool] Mariah here
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> the dog school hasn?t called us back yet. Mom suggested maybe I could sing
> to passing dogs instead of cursing them. so I made up a song. ?These teeth
> were made for chomping. that?s just what they do. One of these days these
> teeth are going to sink right into you?. Mom says that?s not what she had
> in mind. Mariah
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